Thu, 31 December 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 56
On the trail of BIGFOOT...
Join Bryan and his special co-host Rick (a.k.a. Samurai) from the Gentlemen's Guide to Midnight Cinema for our new cross-over feature The Bigfoot Files. In this first installment we watch "The Legend of Boggy Creek". This docu-drama kicked off the wave of Bigfoot movies (and sightings) that took the country by storm. But does the movie itself live up to it's cinematic impact?
God Bless America (and Bigfoot) !!
Direct download: The_Legend_of_the_Blue-Collar_Bigfoot_Ep_56_-_3000__.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 8:32 PM
Thu, 17 December 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 54.2
The 2nd Annual Movie Meltdown Holiday "Special" continues...
Join us for more festive holiday tunes, plus not one but two Sofa Theater features with BLACK SANTA'S REVENGE and HARDWARE. Plus an awesome voicemail that makes a certain cast member's head grow three sizes that day. And we round out the show with quite possibly the best and most uplifting holiday song ever.
Direct download: Is_It_True_What_They_Say_About_Black_Santas_Hardware_Ep_54.2_-_Turbo_3000.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:29 AM
Tue, 15 December 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 54.1
Grab some hot chocolate and cookies and join us for The 2nd Annual Movie Meltdown Holiday "Special". Bah F-ing Humbug.
Direct download: Tis_the_Season_to_go_F_yourself_Ep_54.1_-_Turbo_3000.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 4:03 AM
Sat, 12 December 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 53.2
This week's Sofa Theater feature is the 1981 film The Howling. Plus comments on the movie from Dee Wallace herself and instructions on how to make a bad hamburger.
“They turn into 'wolfs' while they are doing it. Do they do it doggie style?”
Wed, 9 December 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 53.1
This week we discuss our own levels of geekiness, and talk about one of the greatest movie pitches ever - exorcising the ghost of Bruce the shark from your house. Plus we feature a snippet of our interview with actress - Dee Wallace.
All that plus… hanging around a store looking at movies, reading Lovecraft, being obsessed with Air Bud, Kingpin, Shinobi - Heart Under Blade, Rankin Bass officially licensed chocolate, Johnny Depp - Poncho Villa vs. Tonto, Adam Green, our beloved Danielle Harris, The Black Hole, reliving Mr. Boogedy, vintage TV commercials, I Sell the Dead, Pepto shooters, Hatchet 2, the Max Steel line sucked, Tron Legacy, Rob Bottin in Ecuador, the Farrelly Brothers, Steven Seagal Lawman, re-Amityville Horror-ing, Angus Scrimm - fake grandpa, an awesome Tony Todd cameo and Twilight bunnies,
“If you can insight mayhem, that’s a good toy.”
Direct download: It_Sounds_like_a_firefight_in_the_park_Hey_are_you_Steven_Seagal_Ep_53.1_-_Turbo_3000.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 3:46 AM
Fri, 4 December 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 52.2
This week's Sofa Theater feature is the 1980 film The Changeling with George C. Scott. Including a discussion of the changes ghost stories have taken over the years. Plus a mysterious phone call and other random geekery.
“Why am I getting scared? I’m watching a cone?”
Direct download: The_Times_They_Are_a_Changeling_Ep_52.2_-_Turbo_3000.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:38 AM
Thu, 3 December 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 52.1
Join us for brownies plus geek activities, What's the Buzz - plus the greatest game show ever - NAME THAT PORN! With special guest contestant Andy from Night Of The Living Podcast!!
And if that wasn’t enough, we also address… Dolph Lundgren, ZombieLand 2, U.F.O., Splatter, Nicholas Cage, The Queen vs. Ice Cube, a makeshift pod casting conference, Dream A Little Dream, SHADO, Conan, Thankskilling, snowed in watching The Thing, Hemp Twinkies, for the love of Jodie Foster, Solomon Kane, a young Kristy Swanson, Atari 2600, Ghosts of Mars, Jonathan Lipnicki, Obama the Barbarian, Goth Overlord John Candy, Mr. Boogedy, Blood Freak, Corey Feldman shooting himself, Return to the Haunted House, Knowing, Showdown in Little Toyko and Goth Riverdancing.
“You never go full retard.”
Direct download: You_Had_Me_At_Porn_Game_Show_Ep_52.1_-_Turbo_3000.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:55 AM
Sat, 28 November 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 51.2
In this episode that may have "crossed the line." We sit down to discuss - SAVAGE DAWN".
First we listen to actor William Forsythe's memories of making this movie. Then we attempt to comprehend the film we just saw. Which leads to random thoughts that include…
"Colossally bad, that's the only way to describe this."
“They have a Sheriff and a deputy, a redneck, drunk deputy - and a midget”
“Who the hell did they make this movie for?”
“The final blow is a titty twister.”
“This is the pinnacle.”
“Even the movie was tired of itself.”
“This is epic bad!”
“There’s a lot of street fist-fights going on, like this is some sort of Clint Eastwood orangutan picture”
“Lance did a bunch of jumping around”
“I’m surprised half the actors in here didn’t break something”
“This is like a monster mash of bad movie actors”
“This was pretty fun!”
“There’s a lot of weird not-so-underlying homo-eroticism”
“I think they were making it up as they went along…”
“Nothing they do makes one lick of sense”
“People, you are missing out!”
“As far as bad, bad movies go, it’s pretty awesome!”
“I don’t even want to talk about it.”
Regardless of what the rest of the gang thinks, Bryan's final take on the movie…
"Savage Dawn is awesome. A drive-in classic unlike anything I've seen in years."
Join us for this memorable review.
Direct download: The_Movie_That_Broke_The_Camels_Back_Ep_51.2_-_Turbo_3000.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 2:46 AM
Thu, 26 November 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 51.1
This week the whole gang returns to discuss...
Hanging out at HorrorHound, meeting our listeners, what happened at Rue Morgue?, I saw the Bad - where’s the Super?, Courtney Gains, Shellac, My Boyfriend’s Back, The Prisoner, The Black Waters at Echo’s Pond, what exactly is The Legend of Orin?, Night of the Living Dead: Origins 3D, getting the ultimate geek tattoo!!, Brad Pitt in a video game movie?, acting rap stars, New Moon cleans up at the box office, Uma Thurman, David Fincher messing with his fans, comedic robots, License to Drive, stunt packaging, Tom Savini is on a “roll“, Todd is an alien, Sixteen Candles, Team LavaGirl and we continually talk smack about Robert Pattinson.
Plus we sit down and talk to actor William Forsythe. He discusses being blackmailed into acting, meeting Sergio Leone, becoming John Wayne Gacy, having lunch with Jake LaMotta, and making comedies to save his sanity. William’s an awesome actor and a great guy to share his stories with us.
"I you can't fit NCC-1701 on there, what's the point?"
Direct download: When_I_Dream_of_this_Part_I_Always_Saw_Your_Face_Ep_51.1_-_Turbo_3000.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 12:25 AM
Fri, 20 November 2009
Movie Meltdown - Episode 50.2
In this sprawling cross-country edition of "Sofa Theater", Bryan and special guest Miles (from Showshow) discuss Red Rock West. A Santa Fe style thriller with murder, betrayal, lots of denim and a slightly younger Nicholas Cage.
“He's like a Southwestern Job.”
Direct download: Theres_No_Escape_From_The_Denim_Cage_Ep_50.2_-_Turbo_3000.mp3
Category:podcasts -- posted at: 11:32 PM