Movie Meltdown - Episode 88.2

“This is a slasher, that’s really more of a shooter.”

WARNING: Mandy Spoilers!! Go watch the movie BEFORE you listen to this episode.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 88.1

You and Mandy?! Yeah right, in your dreams!! Ok, that's true. But after being creeped out by Bryan’s sappy dream, we get to this week’s buzz. Plus, all jokes (about a horse) aside, we go out on an amazing song. (Seriously Mandy, forget that Ryan guy… call me.)

 And once our host woke up, we talk about…

Allison Scagliotti, Sharkarracuda, Daniel Craig, Napalm Death, The Raven, Burning Bright, Bryan romances Mandy (in his dreams), Warehouse 13, pickle juice, Brad Pitt would make a hot zombie, Stargate SG1, Texas popcorn, Will Ferrell’s serious acting, fat MacGyver, World War Z, Hansel and Gretel in 3D!!, Quantum of Solace, going on roadtrips with Wyatt Earp, the man with the largest face ever!, Tiger in the House, painting a night time seascape, Mr. Markie Mark, Snakes on a Train, naked Ramona and Beezus?, Daniel Radcliffe, Selena Gomez eating, ghosts are totally racists, Bob Ross, Earp: Saints for Sinners...and a horse!

“Is drunk an emotion??"

Movie Meltdown - Episode 87.2

“In the jungle - no pants. That’s a good idea, isn’t it? But they had go-go boots. So that protects at least up to their knee.”

WARNING: We may or may not spoil Wonder Woman, but our feedback conversations will in fact - spoil your brain!

Movie Meltdown - Episode 87.1

This week Bryan watches a dirty movie and Misty identifies a new type of vehicular sex, that is quite different than Jeepin'. Plus the buzz o' the week and a bonus entry in the Greedo Trilogy of Terror.

And among the usual craziness …

Fighting the descendents of Mothra Island, old VCRs and cable boxes, the Sharktopus trailer kicks ass!, THIS channel, getting your ass kicked by ghosts, 72 hours straight of Battlestar Galatica, the ultimate evil - Dean Kane!, Flesh for Frankenstein vs. Blood for Dracula, Corey’s Florida adventures, VR sickness, steampunk Beowulf, a swashbuckling hunchback?, Betty White is a deity, please sponsor Iron Sky because we want to see it, Timothy Olyphant is Josh Duhamel (or vice verse), The Wachowski Siblings, annoying Starbuck, Fatal Frame, Double O Kid, an uncomfortable photo booth experience, The Crazies, Hurricane Jack Wagner, Bo Hoskins??, CN9, Jamie Lee Curtis is TinkerBell?, I’m.Mortal, and NEVER Snap into a Slim Jim (right before bed)! 

Movie Meltdown - Episode 86.2

“Flame retard-ed”

WARNING: I'm not sure you can spoil this movie, but we certainly try.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 86.1

This week we welcome listener and new member of the gang, Greg to sit in  and bear witness to our usual level of ridiculousness.

And a good portion of that ridiculousness revolves around…

Extract, Piranha 3D, Criminal Minds, MGM financial woes, GattiLand, Step Up 3D, Rowlf the Dog is a lot like the Predator, zombie baby!, Machete, there’s a lot of singing in the dystopian future, painfully becoming a grown-up, The Guild, Youth in Revolt, we had the best allotment of trailers - possibly ever!, Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, can you fit that much awesome in a movie?, forcing kids to watch Fellini, futuristic percussion poetry, reminiscing about Showgirls, The Expendables, Chris Hansen vs.The Predator, Saoirse Ronan, The Little Mermaid = Splash > AquaMarine, stunt men, double you pleasure, double your Mad max reboots, playing Mystery Date, James Bond 23, Beverly Hills Chihuahua, The Apple, Jean Smart?, Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore, hating on The Lovely Bones, The Fall Guy and as if we didn’t already know Bryan was going to hell…he’s sealed his fate this episode with possibly the most tasteless comment we’ve ever made.

“Why can’t more shows be like Alf?“ 

Movie Meltdown - Episode 85.2

“This is the nerdiest conversation, about sex, I think has ever occurred.”

WARNING: If you don't want to ruin all the blood and the mania, go watch the movie before you listen to this episode. We discuss the twist ending and everything beforehand.

Movie Meltdown - Episode 85.1

And somewhere amongst the tangents, we discuss...

Waterworld, being up in arms about the Wendy’s girl, sensationalizing serial killers, Andrew Garfield??, Black Lightning, Dennis Hopper is freakin’ amazing, Lowly Worm is the f-ing man!, that scary little ginger kid, Dahmer, Adventuretime, don’t sully the fine name of Dushku, that movie about the seal, screaming tomatoes, the return of Pee Wee, babysitting movies, catching up on Dexter, being obsessed with Drake Bell, trying to cut your own finger off, someone stop Carrot Top, watching Harold and Kumar as you are bleeding, the NEW Spider-Man, Problem Child - cinematic masterpiece?, revitalizing the serial killer industry, I hate people with pinchy faces, Judd Apatow, Natural Born Killers, Busytown, Robots, watching the O.J. trial, encroaching upon my geek territory, twisted cartoons not necessarily for kids, If he can’t shoot webs out of his hand who gives a F what this loser is doing!, my hat is also my toilet, Rocko’s Modern Life warping my childhood, everybody pleases themselves, Danville girl, hot Sméagol action, ruining it for the rest of the ginger kids and a spoiler alert for Angus??

“Dr. Phil and Gollum scare me more than anything.”

Movie Meltdown - Episode 84.2

“It's doing kind of, this Orson Welles War of the Worlds version of a zombie attack."

WARNING: Big, cold, dull, dark, white, empty, never-ending blow my brains out, seasonal affective disorder freaking kill me now spoiler alert.