Movie Meltdown - Episode 66.2

Come on down to the creek!!

This week's Sofa Theater  feature is BLOOD CREEK. Joel Schumacher brings us this take on a supernatural nazi zombie. But where does this movie fall on the Schumacher scale... near the top with The Lost Boys or all the way down to Batman and Robin??

"It's actually kind of a thinking horror movie." 

 "Which I'm not used to."

Warning:  Lots of zombie horses and spoilers!

Movie Meltdown - Episode 66.1 

This week we have deep discussions, that may or may not be bitchy about…

The Pervert’s Guide to Cinema, Onechanbara, The Hurt Locker, The House on Sorority Row, Missle Command, Brian Posehn, The Outsiders: The Complete Novel, more American Pie?, Angela, What to do in Case of Fire, DinoCroc, dead Bill Murray, you can’t stop L.L. Cool J, The Mutant Chronicles, Over the Edge, Oregon Trail - The Movie, Cold Prey, the horrors of Wal-Mart, Dean Koonces - The Cat That Could Drive a Car, Quinten Tarantino’s “Southern”, and looking forward to Sharktopus.

“Shiny and coming at my face - that‘s what I like!”

Movie Meltdown - Episode 65

This episode we welcome back Steve (aka The Stranger in the Video Store) to kick off our new independent film review segment. Steve gives us his take on the indie films Mantra and Zombie Cheerleading Camp.

Keep in mind, the makers of these films specifically asked us to review these movies, so... you guys asked for it. We take no responsibility for what Steve says. He's a tough but fair reviewer. Filmmakers, remember that if you submit your films in the future.

Regardless, if you are interested in these films, you can find them at: http://www.mantramoviesite.com/ and http://www.zombiecheerleadingcamp.com/

"Imagine a Jason movie - on Jason's day off."

 Warning: Possible spoilers (if you are going to seek out and watch these movies).

Movie Meltdown - Episode 64.2

This week we head Out on the Town to see "The Wolfman". Benicio del Toro and Anthony Hopkins star in this new update of a Universal classic. So how does this new furry feature measure up?

Plus feedback from our listeners on Legion, Dwayne Wayne, angel junk, Gunmen, Jello pudding and some Against the Dark memories.

"He rips off his shirt at one point, and I'm like, that's f-ing Glenn Danzig in Ozzy Osbourne's Bark at the Moon werewolf suit..."

Warning: Lots of lycanthropy-based spoilers! 

Movie Meltdown - Episode 64.1 

This week features random discussions on: Night at the Museum, Jack Ketchum, Elektra, Percy Jackson, Superman returns again, Judge Dredd, Lucky McKee, re-booting Burt and Dolly, Batman Begins, Nuclear Man, Offspring, hell big time, fighting the sequel slump, Chappelle in Superman 3, Dante’s Inferno, selling the funny drunk in this day and age, more Percy Jackson, Christopher Nolan, Vin Diesel, Universal Soldier: Regeneration, Angela Bettis, The Black Hole, Queen Latifah and putting off suicide - at least ‘til 2011.

“There should be fisticuffs - with a grizzly.”

Movie Meltdown - Episode 63.2

Who Can Resist Shatner in Tight Pants??

Oh god, spiders! Spiders everywhere!! That's what you'll find in this week's Sofa Theater feature: KINGDOM OF THE SPIDERS!

"I love every flavor of Shatner."

Warning: Lots of arachnid-spoilers!

Movie Meltdown - Episode 63.1  

This week our rambling entails... Serenity, The Razzies, House of the Dead Overkill, “get me a picture of Thor!”, Mimic, The Wolfman, Capt. America, Zachary Quinto, Severance, an ageing Karate Kid, Warcraft geekery, a Sci-fi Spartacus with the Hulk in it, a secret message from Fairytopia, George Gershwin, Keith Richards, does that make Paul Walker the Dom DeLuise?, Planet Hulk, Joe Johnston, DynoMutt?, The Vin Diesel Update, Smallville: Absolute Justice, The Herculoids, Fast Five, Ride the High Country, The Shadow, Johnny Depp directing and our new pitch for Cannonball Run 2010.

“You sold me on bikinis and samurai swords!”

Movie Meltdown - Episode 62

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Movie Meltdown's Golden Raspberry Awards Special!!

In preparation for our own Oscar special - Oscar Meltdown, we present this special episode. 

Movie Meltdown - Episode 61.2

Cyborgs in the Attic!!

This week we settle into the Sofa Theater to watch the forgotten Wes Craven flick - DEADLY FRIEND. If you love 80's movies, wacky robots, exploding heads and Kristy Swanson - look no further.

"If you knew ANYTHING about this movie, you knew the basketball scene"

Movie Meltdown - Episode 61.1 

This week discuss: Dracula: Year One, Altered, Blood on Satan’s Claw, Sam Worthington, Resident Evil, Noir, Mel Gibson, what the hell is up with John Travolta’s new movie?, Shooting aliens (or Jay), Wii-related injuries, The Red Baron, 3D porn, Re-starting Dexter, The Machinist, Mansquito, Burn After Reading, Lawman’s spooky sixth sense, Lack of friends, George Lucas’s fairies, Mega-shark vs. Giant Octopus, Method Man, Johnny Quest, The Jason slugs, full-frontal nudity, Til Schweiger, Near Dark, Lorenzo Lamas vs. Steven Seagal, Steven Seagal vs. Jean Claude Van-Damme, iPorn and the death of a influential studio.