Movie Meltdown - Episode 116

This week we hit the road to bring you coverage from HorrorHound in Indianapolis. Plus a discussion of our Out on the Town feature: Sucker Punch. And Jay presents Randy with his handcrafted, heavy duty, zombie-killing battle mace. (Keep that in mind if you’re considering giving any of us negative feedback.)

Plus as we dodge security we discuss…Jeremy Sisto, Red Dwarf, the presentation of the mace, hanging out with Metal Mikey, I jingle, the adorable and ass-kicking Emily Browning, The tenseness of Maury Povich, more on Winter’s Bone, the elevator interaction, a cute and charming kind of creepy, authentic details of trashiness, not showing is more awesome, American vs. British Being Human, Patty the daytime hooker, cousin twice removed, Zach Snyder, sphincter mouth, making fun of Feldman, May, exclusively dating teenagers, carrying the universe in your back pocket, going to the 3D camera library, ductwork zombie, doing your best David Carradine, the Day of the Dead remake and being stopped by Corey Haim’s former manager.

Spoiler Alert: This week we discuss the new movie “Sucker Punch” with full spoilers, so go see the movie before you listen. Or ruin the movie for yourself…it’s your call.

“Vengeance will be mine, not sayeth the lord - sayeth Randy.”

Movie Meltdown - Episode 115

This week we return to a bygone era - way back in the early 90’s. Back when sci fi “classics” like Alien Intruder were released straight to a format called VHS. So we sit down to watch this week’s Sofa Theater feature which stars Maxwell Caulfield, Tracy Scoggins and Billy Dee Williams. Plus a hilarious One from the Vaults memory from Billy Dee that involves pigs. Yes, that’s right - pigs. And we inflict “Little Red Riding Hood” on another member of the cast.

All that and…Shameless, The Thing, Elaine Irwin, cerebral vs. gore, talkin’ smack about Jon Cryer, Space Madness, loving the girl that has something wrong with them, Arrested Development, knock-off Casablanca, crazy Jeff Conaway, emits shower of sparks, pedophiles can blame fairy tales, space malt liquor, gritty violent movies, a puppet cat?, PVC - in space!, ST:TNG holodeck, it’ll be a piece of space cake, Phantom of the Opera, stripping under-age girls, shooting a film on a shoestring budget, Lobot is not in this movie!, you haven’t seen that yet?!, Steam punk - in space!, virtual unattractive women, Moon, the worst father - ever, Clerks and developing a vicious crush on Emmy.

Spoiler Alert: If you haven’t seen Alien Intruder yet, consider yourself lucky. But keep in mind, we’re totally going to spoil it.

“If you can’t afford a good set - go with bad lighting.”

Movie Meltdown - Episode 114

Spoiler Alert:

“That’s a bad sign in a movie, when you can’t wait til it’s over - so you can talk shit about it.”

Movie Meltdown - Episode 113.2

The third annual Oscar Meltdown party continues...as we discuss this week's Sofa Theater feature: Dementia 13 from director Francis Ford Coppola. An early ax murder flick from the winner of this year’s Thalberg Award.

Plus we continue to stuff ourselves with bacon popcorn as Jay continually tries to identify Anne Hathaway (sometimes unsuccessfully.) Plus droopy old man ear lobes, flower-shaped nipples, pastry crack, and just when you think the Meltdown gang can't GET more juvenile…well, just wait ’til they award the Oscar to Wally Pfister. Yep, children. Perverted children.

Spoiler Alert: We reveal key plot points and discuss the reveal of the killer in Dementia 13. Go watch it…it’s in the public domain at this point.

"They should have gotten Ricky Gervais to host this."

Movie Meltdown - Episode 113.1

Join us for for the third annual Movie Meltdown Oscar Mayer party! In our usual tradition, we load up on pork and make snarky comments about celebrities.

As we partake in the hors d'oeuvres, bacon caramel, and bacon cookies - we also discuss...

Dead Island, Betel nut, home wrecker, anna paquin, Burning Bright, hating the Pillsbury Doughboy, Doghouse, touching Sean Patrick Flanery’s face, homeless scruff, nobody does it like Sheryl Lee, the most awesome video game trailer ever!, Tiffany’s boobs, Debbie’s arms, Team Bill vs. Team Eric, smushy face, little wiener juice, Warlock 3 was awesome, Boondock Saints, how The Blair Witch Project should have ended, Piranha, dark Tiny Tim, Castlevania, The Tsunami Warrior, use your words, Trick ‘r Treat, Team Woodsman, welding tacos, puppet Kermit the Frog and Misty's favorite sweater puppies.

Random Spoiler Alerts: Boondock Saints 2 and Trick 'r Treat.

“There’s no Mega Python vs. Gatoroid nominated!”

“I can’t recognize Scarlett Johansen without her cleavage.”

“This is so much more meaningful, when it’s on mute.”