Jan 28, 2017
Movie Meltdown - Episode 381 (For our Patreon supporters.)
This week we gather at the
Bastion to peer into the grim future that is: Death
Race 2050.
And as we play a rousing round of
guess the celebrity's age, we also mention... Crazyhead, I
impressed a small child, Chad Radwell, Sherlock, a nuclear blast,
Resident Evil out of order, Eddie Steeples, a Tuesday at Malcolm's
house, Nothing in the Dark, The Selection, still no flying cars,
quarter-assed, corn ninjas, Black Mirror, Lewis Reeves, Home
Alone-ish, having nothing to say, the Bechdel test, molotov
cocktails, Emma Roberts, Watson got hot, they might have been State
Fair quality, oh my god... I am cool to a nine year old, bonus
points for Yancy Butler?, the mask is itchy, I should be buried
with it, Malcolm McDowell's Farm of Miniature Ponies, having an
existential crisis, non-safety compliant, flashy gun, DIY
Photoshop, Billie Lourd, when she's off her meds... she can see the
demons, you're just throwing out a hot topic... and then leaving it
sit there, did they find a gymnast's outfit and a clown outfit
and... sewed the bottom to the top, Twilight Zone, F the
Leviathans, J.G. Wentworth, gracing the cover of Men's Fitness, the
sucky parts of special ops training, the Linda Hamilton school of
pull-ups, afraid of dying, Debi Mazar, alcohol... Robitussin... and
prescription drugs, adding ...ing to words and it was a chicken...
making turkey sounds.
Spoiler Alert: Awww, who are
we kidding?! You can't spoil Death Race 2050... they
already did that for us.
"This movie was awful... I'm not
even gonna sugar-coat it..."
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