Nov 19, 2016
Movie Meltdown - Episode 372
This week we hang out at the
Bastion, eat candy, discuss cereal... and watch the Full
Moon feature Demonic
Toys.
And while we once again state how
much we love crazy-ass Emma Roberts, we also mention... Salem and
witches, Rod Serling, rotary phones, spooky clam chowder, dead
demon baby, David S. Goyer, Jack-in-the-Box anticipation, you're
always being jumped by rogue lettuce, so we just drove by took some
stalker pictures and kept going, green in Skittles form, who
gets/or wants all your stuff when you dead, for the past couple of
years... Boo Berry has gone down in quality and flavor, Lady Gaga,
she's either a cheese or a hot chick, the chunky chicken, her Guess
britches, it's got a tentacle with a baby rattle on it, watching a
huge cat video on a loop, baby Terminator, me and cabbage... that
don't happen, hell yeah nachos rule, redneck cannibals who grow
drugs out in the woods, wax figures, Late Phases, she was old lady
in everything, gas mask tricycle girls, Martika is awesome, I had
candy for breakfast the other day, Dollman, grasping at horror
straws, Devon Sawa, a squished penny weirdo, too Maria Shriver for
me, Freaky Links, Supernatural, if something's gnawing at your
face... don't just sit there and let it gnaw at your face, bleeding
all over... and not f-ing dying, Susie Exposition, I can't believe
I live in a Boo Berry state, making Frak shows boring, Bo Duke
profile pic, Roanoke, Bradley Cooper, the carousel's in a building,
you're not gonna adult, Beavis and Butthead and the perfect
flattened foil.
Spoiler Alert: Lots of
spoilers for the 1992 Full Moon feature: "Demonic Toys". So go
watch it now for spoiler-free listening... you have been
warned.
"It wasn't like... unwatchably
bad. It was entertainingly bad. - That's the motto of Full Moon
Features."