Mar 5, 2016
Movie Meltdown - Episode 341
It's time for the 8th annual
Oscar Meltdown! This week, we announce the winners of "The Foilers"
while in the midst of our usual Oscar shenanigans. And while we eat
our weight in bacon, we also discuss... Oscar wardrobe, the ability
to have symbolic thought, Disney lawyers, watching Chopped, a Tiger
Beat villain, Junkie XL, I'm so sad by how much drugs and sex I
have, Netflix and Adam Sandler, very third grade, Adam Driver, he
looked like the meat, pinkeye, downloading a series into your
brain, Le Matos, Johnny Depp IS a questionable decision, I feel
like the fat has solidified in my gastrointestinal tract, Silver
Surfer is bad-ass, give her a few years of press junkets, Happy
Feet, bargain basement tights, oral sex and murder, druids... cool,
The Walk, Terminator Genisys, The Hours, Kingsman, Rose Byrne, suck
him into that hole, The Hulk, I sing that song to myself, how is
more icing a bad thing?, white dog hair, Katy Perry, Han Solo, ctrl
alt Depp, complete CG overkill, finding a smart way to present the
dumb, a Redbox abortion, Babe: Pig in the City, it's a 1 to 1
ratio, Jupiter Ascending, Skeet Ulrich, Immortan Joe, two and a
half Xanax, Vera Wang, feel free to fillet him, unofficial FBI
profiles and #FoilersSoDiverse.
Spoiler Alert: It's REALLY
hard to announce some of these categories without spoiling certain
aspects of the films. So... potential spoilers for Star Wars:
The Force Awakens, The Hateful Eight, Bone Tomahawk, Mad Max: Fury
Road, Sicario, Ex-Machina and probably several other
movies along the way. You have been warned.
"Yes Oscar Meltdown. It's that
magical night where we, here at Movie Meltdown, get together on
Oscar night and then completely disregard the Oscars and hand out
our own coveted awards - The Foilers!"
A special thank you to Stone Cross Farms for supplying some of the food for Oscar Meltdown. For more information... http://www.stonecrossfarm.com/