Sep 15, 2010
Movie Meltdown - Episode 95.1
Geek week, buzz and massively random stories that at some point may include...advanced warning for Mystery Team, Machete Kills, anime Zooey Deschanel, the concrete unicorn and the dolphin rug, a newfound love for Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Kenan Thompson, watching the THIS, Resident Evil: Darkside Chronicles, more on the blue man goods, Aunt Misty, the nastiest dirtiest slut she’s ever know, Be Cool, Sherman Williams Twister-proof paint, a Community tangent, reading The Watchman, Trejo trios, older action stars, Harrison Ford hooking up with an alien, Enemy at the Gates, pissing in the middle of the street, watching 45 minutes of The Hospital, fake one dollar bills, Fanboys, got any tips for Zelda Phantom Hourglass, El Camino, having tea parties with Karl Urban, Machete Kills Again, Mel B, Chris Pine IS Machete, Stan Helsing, the breakout role of The Rock, Gundam Battle Assault, shakin’ the baby, Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, nailing a fat guy in an outhouse, everything’s better with a monkey, Justin Bieber as Heath Ledger?, President Chris Pine, moldy walls, painting your trailer, disappearing and reappearing Marlena, blurring out Linnea Quigley, way to pull out an ancient Michael Jackson, living the real Fanboys lifestyle, bigger teeth than normal, drowning while making out with Kirsten Dunst, Machete action figures, President Zac Efron, The S-Club 7 and Spice Girls tangent, action star: Andy Griffith, ripping-off Fables, being attacked by giant ants made out of pipe cleaners, the awesome paintball episode, Priest, slavegirl Kristen Bell, Russian snipers, PopTarts in the middle, WatchGuys, Ziyi Zhang is adorable, you don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle, hissing babies and the crowning jewel of nerddom.
“Yep, that’s pee.”