May 26, 2011
Movie Meltdown - Episode 124
As we welcome our friend Lucy into the mix, we return to the coffee shop for another edition of The Caffeinated Movie Geek. And once we get rolling, it’s hard to get us to stop. And so that leads to…
Black Swan, Surrogates, Bridesmaids, women are scary, Trick ‘r Treat, robotic acting, more love for Rutger Hauer, not watching TV when it’s on, kung fu vampires, believably dumb Steve Zahn, the chain of cutting off arms, more remakes, Legends of the Guardians, Treme, the Water for Elephants throw-down, Neil Jordan, Eric Overmyer: Lead Suspect, Jay Leno’s bastard daughter, Columbo, a documentary on pinkie toe cancer, Blade Runner, The Virgin Springs, the economy of movement, Scatalogical humor, John Goodman, Rashomon, Kristen Stewart‘s acting style, Kristen Wiig, Rocket Science, Fight Club, this was a kitten-torturing movie, Penthouse Forums without the sex, commie smurfs, the least appealing human being that’s ever been captured in cinema, Ed Asner is pretty hot, the very distinct features of Arnold Schwarzenegger, Trapped in a Closet, an introduction by Anne Rice, Mods vs. Rockers, who’s the most attractive woman…that looks like Skeletor?, The Miracle, Jim Jarmusch, The Target Lady, anything else you just hate??, Helena Bonham-Carter…we’re just through with you, being a great ex-husband, The King’s Speech makes me a dick and does being a geek make you pissed off all the time??
“It was like tedium occasionally interrupted with…violence against animals.”