Nov 27, 2017
Movie Meltdown - Episode 420
This week we get our own legion together to discuss
Justice League directed by Zack Snyder
(and arguably Joss Whedon). It's an epic conversation about the
things we liked along the way and just what didn't work in this
linchpin project that may or may not be holding the whole DC
cinematic universe together. Will the presentation and performance
of this movie spell doom for our superheroes?
Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice, we also go into... The Punisher,
Pacific Rim Uprising, biblical movies, Deadpool, Joss Whedon, once
the sun went away forever, plot holes, Ben Affleck, is that part of
the rewrite, can we get that disk with Ares, Mandy Lane, the
organization of this movie... just stopped... caring, Vigilante,
you are setting yourself up... for yourself, glue-sniffing induced
dreams, Henry Cavill, Ice Pirates, I feel like that character was
wated in the context of this movie, Starship Troopers, Amy Adams,
flaming dumpster fire vs. smoldering dumper fire, Noah, being a
billionaire, hammering the dead family, Lord of the Rings, I can't
believe that wasn't edited out, J.K. Simmons, Ghost in the Shell,
not even sticking to it's own story anymore, it was entertaining...
ish, Jeremy Irons, on the spectrum, Gal Gadot, the X-Men thing all
over again, if they are going to take such liberties, corporate
mentality, Jesse Eisenberg, very obviously placed Mercedes, feels
super-forced, Ray Fisher, talking to your string of lights, Cyborg
stripped down, Diane Lane, Marvel's philosophy, Skyrim the villian,
being coked out, Ezra Miller, Hollywood nepotistic bullshit, I
don't think they are fully listening, The Big Bang Theory, it
reminds me of ThunderCats, bookshelves are smell-proof,
cliche-forced geek humor, Jason Momoa, bit of a bumbler,
interpersonal stuff, the strings would go down into the grateholes,
a kids' movie, the dark sinister twerp, Zack Snyder, upskirts and
shirtless dudes.
Spoiler Alert:
Full spoilers for Justice League. So see the movie before
listening... if you feel we could actually spoil the movie for
you.
"There's just so much weird stuff in this movie where you feel
like... something is being pushed on you or insinuated, and you
don't understand where that source is coming from... if that makes
any sense?"