Dec 1, 2020
Movie Meltdown - Episode 539 (For our Patreon "Horror Club")
This episode we discuss Hatchet for the Honeymoon directed by Mario Bava. And while we each have a creepy, younger version of our prior selves following us around watching our every move, we also bring up... Thankskilling, Francisco Franco, swapping brains and bodies, burning the toast, music cues, everyone was so slow, a sting operation, behaving like Real Housewives, figuring out the mystery, shiny cleaver, hanging out in your PJs, how to be a reverse ghost, you’re the one currently murdering a bunch of people, knowing the murderer, kid flashbacks, there’s a refreshing take on a very tires subject, I see you’re sweaty again, I watch a lot of dumb things for the wrong reasons, did anyone else become nauseous, having babies, Black Sabbath, he was very affectionate… with the mannequins, you can just turn your brain off… and not do anything, late-60’s wedding dresses, call the Governor, cheese and crackers and why don’t I ever get invited to a séance party?!
Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for the 1970 film “Hatchet for the Honeymoon”. So go watch it before you listen.
“If I’m ever in a situation where I need to murder a bunch of people to remember something I can’t remember - I’m thinking I’m probably just going to be fine with not knowing what it is I can’t remember.”