Apr 20, 2012
Movie Meltdown - Episode 171
This week we welcome special guest co-host comedian Alysia
Wood. Listen as we discuss comedy, movies, and lots of
other amazing tangents including... a brain is a noodle,
genetically Texan, shark infested waters, Louisiana, do we have to
be nice to people?, draining all your spinal fluid, on Codine for
three weeks, Magnolia, and now there’s mice, Seattle, collecting
all the phones, potato soup with rubber chunks, bargain dental
work, Louisville, explaining how jokes work, doing meth with a
medical background?, Los Angeles, wearing a bulletproof vest,
drinking eight glasses of water, Hot for Teacher, making fun of
mom, jumping qualities of education, there’s a lot of ellipsis, fat
ugly or gay, Lewis and Clark, Jaws, ballet, Verizon suits, love
comedy... hate jokes, laughing at the poet, a TSA training video,
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, vibrating and punching you in the crotch,
dying of lung cancer, spoofing bad 70’s action flicks, Bar-B-Q, a
women’s health care provider,
Arachnophobia,
studying comedy, Botox, Dangerous, ADD, jump scares, riches to
rags, racist in the name of Jesus, necessary awkward silence, Draw
Something, shady deals, jumping from the balcony, boys picking on
girls, a deeper layer of honesty, failing Spanish,do not tell your
mother, hitting the Blockbuster, ziplining, Mad Max, come out of
the closet or get plastic surgery, planning for debt, a nuclear
thunder clap, attempting to move to New York, cocksucker was not on
the list, you ruin everything, pity laugh, Cracker Jack modeling,
Mitch Hedberg, Netflix,
Hopatcong
New Jersey, street jokes, you’re just a hooker, Titanic,
and I never started it... but I’ll fucking finish it!
“Neurosis is definitely a big piece of the puzzle.”
Plus look for Alysia’s CD “Princess” available on iTunes, Amazon
and many other outlets. Just go to http://princesswood.com
for links to her album, upcoming tour dates, and that fancy
multi-tiered mailing list.