May 6, 2011
Movie Meltdown - Episode 121
This week our general movie geek talk ascends to a new level. And we spend our time discussing this and so much more…
Trying to find the redeeming parts of Ernest Goes to Jail, bringing back Bill and Ted, a complicated mechanism to perform a simple task, the Pee Wee dance song, getting hit on by Elvis, everything in Australia wants to kill you, The Walking Dead, Rutger Hauer, C. Thomas Howell, Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, the dire situations of infomercials, Jan Hooks, Primal, the anti-soap coalition, sticky movie theater floors, Phil Hartman, pulling a Hanna Montana, Fast Five, The Terminator in an old folks home, Southland Tales, sagging Corey, zombies powered by Jello Pudding, what’s a pre-virgin?, Ryan Reynolds, playing cowboys and Indians, spooky RoboCop, bringing back the Western, a super Sci Fi mash-up that would break the internet, Armie Hammer, The Lone Ranger vs. The Burrowers, R.I.P.D., don’t sully the fine name of Jim Varney, The Hitcher, real actors going back to soap operas, dressing like a female Pee Wee, Dad Jeans, good Tim Burton, Mr. Bean, The Relic of Cthulhu, Norman Reedus, Micmacs, freeze-dried blueberry pellets, The Alamo, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Passions, Kristanna Loken, every game should have zombies!, Johnny Mnemonic, she had it coming to her, Elizabeth Daily, Steve the Pirate, zombie bears, I gotta watch my stories and vibrating boobs!!
Spoiler Alert: Random spoiler alert for the original The Hitcher. (You have been warned.)
“Why don’t you forcibly insert your timeline continuum up your anus.”