114: Little Red Ricci and the Twilight of the Hood

Movie Meltdown - Episode 114

This week is a Little Red Double Feature as we watch a Sofa Theater short film…Little Red Riding Hood starring Christina Ricci. Followed by a Parking Lot Review of the new film Red Riding Hood starring Amanda Seyfried.  

And aside from repeatedly attempting to gouge out our eyes, we also mention…Building implements of doom, Gorn, Inception, Alex Winter, overwhelmingly Feldmany, The Lost offending lizards, Joseph Gordon-Levitt,  Feldman is Sasquatch, spoken clichés, curly mullets, Leonardo DiCario,  turning into Spawn, Sorority Row, Misty’s Pop-up Book Club, goat semen, trying to take a battle mace on a plane - and the return of potatohead and ceiling eyes.

Spoiler Alert:

Both of these versions of the Little Red Riding Hood story will probably be spoiled by listening to this episode. But I’m not so sure we can recommend watching them beforehand either. But if you think you can handle it - go for it.

“That’s a bad sign in a movie, when you can’t wait til it’s over - so you can talk shit about it.”